Golf Can Make You Deaf - Daily Mail headline of the year

Madeleine McCann: A Song For Madeline

5/01 "The Star just wanted to ask me about my song Madeline which was out during the height of the Madeleine McCann publicity"

Israel, Palestinian And What It Is To Be Gay In Jerusalem

Tolerance is not a one-side quality

Freedom For the Islamic Republic Of Southall, Sharia Capital Of Britain

Drawing a veil around Southall

VIDEO: The worst horse racing announcer ever?

5/01 So brown horses are faster than black or white horses

VIDEO: Raymond van Barneveld’s nine-dart finish

Making a nine-dart finish is the Holy Grail for any arrows-smith

WARNING: This golf club may cause deafness

Not that The Daily Mail wants to scare you pantsless or anything…

Indonesian Islamists Blame Obama For Israel And Gaza

5/01 Someone forgot to tell the Indonesians that their man Barack Obama isn't in power yet

Indonesian Islamists Blame Obama For Israel And Gaza

Someone forgot to tell the Indonesians that their man Barack Obama isn’t in power yet

Andrew Sullivan, An Apology: Bristol Palin Does Have Two Wombs

But as they carried out an emergency Caesarean section they found she had two wombs

Prayers Answered As SUV Sales Soar

5/01 Did you pray? Dr Flannery did. Prayer and counter prayer. Al Goreans are undecided

Dickmann’s Chocolate For All Your Communion Needs

Also available in Holy Communion fun size

Mona The Muslim: Woman Sues HBOS

Muslim wife of Muslim man sues for non-Muslim money

Lucy Pinder Lesbian Shockers

6/01 Pinder is "snogging" a girl

Britney Spears’ Twitter Feed Hacked (NSFW)

Measuring celebrity

Lily Allen Watch: Cat Deeley’s Chin, Jade Goody’s Dress And Cheryl Cole’s Guts

“When I get angry I have this thing where my chin comes out”

Baby Catches Bullet In Her Nappy

5/01 "I picked her up and tried to give her 'binky', 'cause 'binky' normally calm her down. But 'binky' didn't work"

This Way For Free Baldness

For all your baldness needs

Horse Sneaks Into Cinema Without Paying

When it got close, the automatic doors opened and in it came

Tolerance is not a one-side quality

A cheese-spread sandwich in long-life sliced bread, a Blue Riband biscuit and an apple

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