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24th, May 2013
Bride murdered groom on their wedding day

Why did she do it? Well, the trigger was, apparently, his late return home from a bachelor party… Read More »
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24th, May 2013
Dear Artists: Michael Jackson’s chimp is making more money than you as a painter

The ape, now a remarkable 27-years-old, needs £13,000 each year to pay for his upkeep. Those diamond nappies and cigarettes won’t buy themselves, clearly… Read More »
News
24th, May 2013
Gibraltar is now a Uefa football team able to play in the European Cup

The big rock at the back… Read More »
Sports
24th, May 2013
Argentinian football fan throws his teeth at players in disgust

You may recall someone throwing a whole pig’s head at Louis Figo in Spain, but an Argentinian fan beats that with sheer spontaneity, by hurling their teeth at the pitch in abject disgust… Read More »
Sports
24th, May 2013
Bus driver pranks kids in ace video!

Students of a school were told by the driver that school had been cancelled for the day, and the children fell for it hook, line and sinker… Read More »
News
24th, May 2013
Radamel Falcao: Atletico striker signs for Manchester City but will play Chelsea

Falcao Watch: Is the coveted Atletico Madrid striker on his way to the Premier League?… Read More »
Sports
24th, May 2013
Structural change not shopping is killing the High Street

This is an interesting little piece of news from Marks and Spencer… Read More »
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24th, May 2013
African coins find does not mean we have to rewrite the history of Australia

The Mail’s got itself all in a tither about a find of African money off the coast of Australia… Read More »
Money
24th, May 2013
Is there any system by which landlords can actually check that immigration status? No

Yep, now millions of landlords will have to try and find out the immigration status of their tenants. Who might present forged documents, you never know. .. Read More »
Money
24th, May 2013
Builder survive 15 tonne building collapse (video)

When a building collapses on you, you’ll probably think you’re a dead-man. Well, Jake Weir thought just that as he was demolishing one and it fell on him. All 15 tonnes of it… Read More »
News
24th, May 2013
Lancashire duo killed and roasted lamb in field, a la Bear Grylls

We’re all entertained when Bear Grylls pops up on the telly to climb inside a hollowed out camel or eats raw zebra. But when men picked up a lamb and killed it with a hammer and roasted it, we’re sending them to court… Read More »
News
24th, May 2013
Mother gets young son arrested for stealing her Pop-Tarts

The news report is entertaining. One highlight is that neighbours were “stunned beyond words” – mainly because they were laughing… Read More »
News
24th, May 2013
Mad cow Cara Jocelyn Delevingne gets a ‘CJD’ tattoo

Top model Cara Jocelyn Delevingne saw fit to show off her new tattoo… Read More »
Celebrities
24th, May 2013
Kim Kardashian names her ‘gates’ Bambi and Thumper (in yer face Stu Francis)

“Kanye West’s Lamborghini Trapped In Kim Kardashian’s Electric Gates”… Read More »
Celebrities
23rd, May 2013
Cat breastfeeds three ducklings (video)

This is a video of a cat breastfeeding three duckling. The cat lives in Clara in Co. Offaly… Read More »
News
23rd, May 2013
Shops owner ‘showers’ people taking a pee against his shop wall

If you go to Allentown, Pennsylvania, care where you take a wazz… Read More »
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News
23rd, May 2013
Woolwich: We’re mad to elevate Lee Rigby’s insane murderers to the rank of rational soldiers

David Cameron reacted to these murderous madmen by convening a meeting of COBRA in the Cabinet Office Briefing Rooms. This was just two psychos seeking fame and purpose. It wasn’t war… More »
23rd, May 2013
Sponsored content is really making big websites swing

Sponsors rule!… Read More »
News
23rd, May 2013
Porn copyright firm threatens to tell your neighbours

There’s a lovely little scam operating over in the US at the moment. Somewhere between ort of legal and foul and disgusting but sorta legal… Read More »
Money
23rd, May 2013
Lee Rigby RIP: a British Muslim’s message to Michael Adebolajo and all the Far-Right and Far-Left nutters

The soldier murdered in Woolwich was Cornwall-born Lee Rigby of the 2nd Battalion, the Royal Regiment of Fusiliers… Read More »
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23rd, May 2013
Crap Paps: unusual photos of famous faces

There is a thrill in spotting a famous face. Some people will play it cool when the hearing excited murmurs that a famous face is close by but most – and I am one – will want to see the star… Read More »
Celebrities
23rd, May 2013
Woolwich murder fact: the EDL is not the EDF

VIVE LA DIFFERENCE! Read More »
News
23rd, May 2013
10 famous people and good causes Spurs’ Gareth Bale can sue when he owns the love heart hand gesture

Because it’s ll about the brand… Read More »
2 Key Posts
23rd, May 2013
Gif inventor and inventor of letter ‘g’ in pedantic row

Have you ever jiffawed at a jif? The inventor of the Gif says the thing should be pronounced Jif… Read More »
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