

Tolerance is not a one-side quality
Drawing a veil around Southall
Making a nine-dart finish is the Holy Grail for any arrows-smith
Not that The Daily Mail wants to scare you pantsless or anything…


Someone forgot to tell the Indonesians that their man Barack Obama isn’t in power yet
But as they carried out an emergency Caesarean section they found she had two wombs
Also available in Holy Communion fun size
Muslim wife of Muslim man sues for non-Muslim money


Measuring celebrity
“When I get angry I have this thing where my chin comes out”
For all your baldness needs
When it got close, the automatic doors opened and in it came







