Prince William – Pull The Other One
”FOR a start William did not invite me back to Bovvy,” says Lisa Agar, 19, the girl who danced with in a Bournemouth club.
“It was one of his friends called Rufus, a lieutenant,” she tells Hello!. Or lewd-tenant, as the tabloids might put it. Tabloids that heard of Wills and Lisa and produced headlines like “WILLIAM CHATS UP A BLONDE” (Express) and “COME BACK TO MY PALACE” (Mirror).
Says Lisa to the local Bournemouth paper: “He never asked me anything of the sort. I did go back with one of his Army pals called Rufus for a couple of drinks and then I went home, but that had nothing to do with William.”
And even if William had asked her to come back to barracks at Bovington Army training camp she wouldn’t have known who he was. She “doesn’t really follow the royals”. And “he was telling everyone that his name was Danny and he was from London and often gets mistaken for William.”
But what with friends Hugh and Rufus about, it was not long before Wills was exposed.
“When people began to realise who he was he was totally upfront and posed quite happily for mobile phone shots with a number of girls, including me.”
Which might explain how a picture of Willis with Lisa came to feature in the national press.
And how the Sun came to write: “Six-footer Lisa, who has a boyfriend, said: ‘He was touchy-feely and quite p****d. He was not a shy boy and didn’t talk about Kate.’”
Yes, the boyfriend. Is this why Lisa is now so keen to downplay the night she danced with the man who will one day be the Prince of Wales?
Or – get this – did the papers get it wrong?
Posted: 5th, April 2007 | In: Tabloids Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
