He Wears It Badly: Rod Stewart’s Big Print Pants
SOMETHING for the ladies in the Mail. And the men.
There Rod Stewart is taking in the sun and, one imagines, a sharp intake of breath. Rod is dressed in a pair of blue swimmers.
Rod is on a fact finding mission in St Tropez. And the Mail, which specialises in celebrity bodies, is there to watch all and give full and frank appraisal.
Has Rod got it? Says Rod in the form of a speech bubble: “Think I’d pass for 007 in MY budgie smugglers?”
We look. And we see that Rod’s shorts are indeed like those sported by Daniel Craig in the most recent Bond franchise. Like Bond, Rod’s chest is bare of hair, with two nipples.
And there is a navel. Unlike so many men in their beige years, and Simon Cowell, Rod’s shorts are not pulled high to a point just beneath the armpits. These are short shorts.
The Mail concludes that Rod has let the sunshine go to his head – a head, let is not go unsaid, covered in a chick-like pelt of yellowy feather-cut hair.
Rod, 62, is with his 36-year-old wife Penny. She wears a white string bikini with the words “Mrs Stewart” embroidered on the bottom.
In large print…
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