Rihanna Marries Chris Brown
RIHANNA (red corner) and Chris Brown (round the corner, running) are married.
Says the National Enquirer:
“Rihanna & Chris: SECRET WEDDING – The troubled couple did more than just reconcile in Miami – they actually exchanged wedding vows.”
The NE says the “emotion-packed ceremony” is said to have occurred at P Diddy’s home on Star Island.
While Anorak wonders if the island was named after the go-it-alone Diddy Man, an insider tells us:
“Chris fell on his knees, clinging to her legs, crying his eyes out and begging for forgiveness.”
Class R&B stuff, of course. She then struts away, turns, wags a finger and before a battalion of ripe-arsed booty shakers says “No way” and how she’s “a ho who ain’t gonna tayke dat shey-at”.
Or:
“When Chris finally stood up, tears were also running down Rihanna’s cheeks,” aiding the heeling process, allegedly.
“He wiped them away [with his fist?] and gently kissed her face, which still looked a little bruised up.”
The source then says that Rihanna accepted his apology and his proposal in a “commitment ceremony”, which is like a marriage, only without the commitment.
Such is their love…
Posted: 11th, March 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (6) | TrackBack | Permalink
