Barack Obama Hires Spazmo Stephen Hawkin’s Teleprompter
MICHIGAN’S Kolan McConiughey, a spazbama and the led US bowler for the Special Olympics says he can whip Obama at his sport:
“He bowled a 129. I bowl a 300. I could beat that score easily,” says McConiughey. Obama then covered his tracks. “You deaf or something? ” he mouthed silently. “I-love-re-tards.”
Obama’s teleprompter, currently enjoying a ten-point approval rating advantage on Obama, says Stephen Hawkin’s teleprompter is fed up with hanging around with spazmos (cue laughter) and wants to work on Obama’s support staff.
Spazmos 4 Obama!
Saturday is World Down Syndrome Awareness Day.
Tom Maguire
America Pundit
Michelle Malkin
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Posted: 20th, March 2009 | In: Politicians Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
