X Factor: Jedward’s Threesome, Olly Murs Croaks And Ghostbusters
X FACTOR Watch: Jedward sex shocker, Olly Murs croaks, a threesome, A Christmas Carol, Peter Andre and more sex…
PSST! Want to know about the “TWINS SEX FACTOR SECRET”?
The Daily Star follows its news on the “SIN TWINS – Shock X Factor favourites John and Edward Grimes have lifted the lid on their sex, drugs and booze demons” – with a focus on Jewdwar’s sex lives.
X FACTOR twins John and Edward Grimes are hiding a bombshell sex secret from their fans…
Can you guess? Is it:
a) They are brother and sister
b) They are husband and wife
c) They are shagging Dannii Minogue
d) They are virgins
e) They have no primary sexual characteristics
The answer is… d. And:
The gruesome twosome have only had one girlfriend between them.
What young girl or guy would not want to be the one between John And Edward?
The Star says that happening lasted “only three days”. To many that sounds like a long time to be sandwiched between two fitting tadpoles, but youth is nothing without energy.
The Sun: “Twins upstage stars at premiere”
THE hair-raising rise of John and Edward Grimes reached new heights last night – when the twins outshone the stars on the red carpet. Insania singer Peter Andre and Hollywood heavyweights Jim Carrey and Colin Firth were reduced to supporting roles by the X Factor pair.
Can anyone outshine Peter Andre?
The quiffed duo were joined at the London premiere of A Christmas Carol by show rivals, including Lucie Jones and Stacey Solomon.
Sun: “Bookies’ £20 million double trouble”
Bookies face a £20million payout, also a show record, if the twins win after their odds slid from 150/1 to 4/1.
On next week’s show, a cry for help:
Irish X Factor hopefuls John and Edward Grimes will be performing the Ghostbusters theme song on Saturday night, it can be revealed.
Daily Mirror: “TWINS’ QUIFF COMPETITION”
The Mirror’s Clemmie Moodie sticks her hair on end and meets Jedward:
Now choreographer Brian Friedman is working on a routine that will see them attack Cowell with lasers. An ITV source said: “Brian is working out if it is possible for Cowell to appear as a ghostly figure on stage or whether someone can float on to the stage with a Cowell mask on. The boys, dressed as Ghostbusters, will then exterminate the figure. The audience would love it and it might even bring a smile from Cowell.”
Daily Mirror: “OLLY AND LLOYD SICK?”
Lloyd Daniels and Olly Murs were yesterday hit by the virus sweeping the X Factor house. A doctor told the boys to rest for 48 hours, so Lloyd, 16, from Cardiff, has not been able to sing since Sunday night, when his voice cracked during the singoff with Rachel Adedeji. Olly, 25, has also been feeling poorly.
Lloyd’s voice cracked? Anyone notice?
Daily Telegraph: “Why I want ‘Jedward’ to win The X Factor, even though they’re rubbish”
Is it became you’re jumping on bandwagon, Emma Boswood?
The X Factor twins John and Edward could soon be my heroes. Not for any talent they think they have, but because if they win, as Louis Walsh thinks they may, the consequences for Simon Cowell and talent contest television could be epic.
Rubbish singer wins X Factor! Other rubbish singers reacts with hope!
The X Factor is a phenomenon that’s largely passed me by. Granted, I used to live without a TV, so missed out on a lot of the media hype (and the show itself)…
Emma Boswood, we are told, “writes about film, books, television and trends”. She is now writing about a telly show she’s missed.
Evening Standard: “Rock god Brian May backs the X Factor twins”
What May actually said was:
John and Edward murdered Brian’s hit We Will Rock You on Saturday night, but the frizzy-haired guitar god said: “A composer will never complain about someone singing their song, unless they turn it into something racist or disgusting.
We Will **** U! Or, as we have learnt, no.
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Posted: 4th, November 2009 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink
