Woman Whose Noisy Sex Earned Her An Asbo Smothered By Pillow
WHAT news of Caroline Cartwright, the woman handed an Asbo for being too loud during sex?
“We were at it like rabbits and were devastated when doctors said Steve couldn’t father children, but we refused to become one of those couples that stop having sex just because they can’t have kids.”
Complaints followed.
“I agreed to move my headboard so it’s didn’t bang against her wall.”
Police came, answering a shout on suspected domestic violence:
“I explained that I was just enjoying sex with my husband and not being attacked …”
But she is not insensitive:
“We had sex in the mornings so I couldn’t keep them [neighbours] up at night, closed our windows and covered my mouth with a pillow to stifle my screams.”
Magistrates later told her that her noises were “unnatural”.
She’s now living in a bail hostel. Steve visits when he can:
“It’s great because in the hostel we can be as noisy as we want.”
And the pillows are machine washable…
Posted: 14th, January 2010 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
