Man Who Twittered He’d Blow Up Doncaster Airport Arrested For Thought Crime

PAUL Chambers has been arrested at Doncaster airport on terrorism charges for “joking” on Twitter that he would blow the place “sky high” if his flight was delayed.

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On January 6, Mr Chambers makes his aside. He plans to travel to Ireland on January 15. and is worried that snow will alter his plans. He gets on Twitter:

“Robin Hood airport is closed. You’ve got a week and a bit to get your shit together, otherwise I’m blowing the airport sky high!!”

Police are contacted. Says Mr Chambers:

“My first thought upon hearing it was the police was that perhaps a member of my family had been in an accident. Then they said I was being arrested under the Terrorism Act and produced a piece of paper. It was a print-out of my Twitter page. That was when it dawned on me.”

Mr Chambers was arrested under the Terrorism Act. He is questioned for seven hours.

“I had to explain Twitter to them in its entirety because they’d never heard of it. Then they asked all about my home life, and how work was going, and other personal things.”

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Have you ever been a Muslim or been exposed to the cause of Islam, sir? Are you non-white? Do you support a united Ireland? Are you sure you have always been white?