Heidi Montag’s Massive Boobs Captured And Pictured
HEIDI Montag has undergone a series of body realignment procedures (arse to mouth) in a bid to be recognised as something other than a vapid, vaccuous celebrity ligger with all teh depth of an impotent gnats night-time emissions. 14 looks at it:
Heidi Montag’s Filthy Playboy Pictures
SELF-obsessed starlet thing, Heidi Montag recently underwent multiple cosmetic surgical procedures and debuted her new look on the cover of People magazine.
Before, she at least had a little character, but now she’s a dead-eyed, frozen-faced blurry vanilla beige amalgamation of every other bouncy blonde in Hollywood. I had a tough time drawing her because quite simply, I can’t see her. Despite the fact she’s had so much botox and restylane pumped into her 23 year-old face, the art directors at People decided they still needed to photoshop her to oblivion. What does Heidi look like now?
I don’t know, but one thing we ALL know is that she has massively gigantic boobs. And those boobs are what’s going to make her interesting to us. She claims she did it because it will help her career as a pop star, but since her music sounds like a bunch of chipmunks with jackhammers, I’m not too sure it will pay off. I could be wrong though – maybe that’s what the kids are listening to these days. Regardless, Heidi says her triple D boobs aren’t large enough and she’s going to pump those things up to an H.
Poor Heidi will continue striving to be “the prettiest girl” and we all get to watch the disaster unfold as she continues her public quest for fame and perfection.
Jocelyn Wildenstien is going to have some stiff competition soon! Medium: Heidi and Tiger are graphite and digital paint, Obamas and Tila are photoshop hack jobs.
Posted: 20th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
