Man Charged With Having Sex With Tree In Park
by Anorak | 21st, January 2010
MR WILLIAM Shaw, 21, is hereby ordered under pain of law not to enter Central Park in Airdrie, Scotland, in reaction to claims that he attempted sex with a plant therein.
If you want to shag a tree, do it in the privacy of your own fir.
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It is alleged that Mr Shaw did dropped his trousers and knickers and attempted coitus with a tree. Mr Shaw pleads his innocence.
Says a neighbour:
“I have seen him about and he seems a quiet lad.”
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