The Casey Johnson Sex Tape, Not Starring Lindsay Lohan
CASEY Johnson is dead. And her comes her posthumous sex tape. No, it don’t star Tila Tequila, the one woman content factory. It stars Johnson’s ex, the Sado (Sons and daughters of…) Courtenay Semel (daddy Terry is chairman of Yahoo!), once billed in the NoTW as a “stunning brunette” (see picture) who partook of “covert gay experiments” with Lindsay Lohan.
Now Semel wants to let you know about a sex tape.
“It was either listen to our families and do what they say to get our lives back, or do it ourselves and sell this tape, work on our show. That was kind of our plan.”
Great plan. Do porn. Cash in on name. Show mum and dad how tough you are. Make money. Or why not show your mum and add how tough you are by bullying them, as Semel says:
“We used it as bribery on both sides of our families.”
How so? You release the tape and everyone knows the kids are a couple of losers, although a few adolescents, John Mayer, and men caravan parks – though, not Tiger Woods – spend some quality time with you? You don’t release the tape and everyone knows the kids are a couple of losers? Go on:
“We laughed when we watched our sex tape because we were like, ‘This is the most beautiful piece of art work we have ever seen in our lives’. It’s beautiful…When you find that person that’s literally your other half. We don’t care to show this. You could just tell how much, how in love, we were.”
Cut!
“Our show could’ve gone after that. Casey and Courtenay were going to make Casey and Courtenay happen.”
Cut! Cut! Cut!
It was always going to take something special to make us think Tila Tequila (pictures – NSFW) look wholesome. And Courtney Semel is it…
Posted: 22nd, January 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
