Celebrity Big Brother: Katie Price Wins As Dane Bowers And Alex Reid Go Mamo-O-Mamo
CELEBRIY Big Brother: It’s Dane Bowers v Alex Reid in the final of final of finals. Incredibly, the Daily Star reached into its News Tombola ™ and managed to pull out a truthful headline:
KATIE PRICE WINS BIG BROTHER
Dane Bowers – Katie Price Foot muff – and Alex Reid – Mr Toffee Crisp – are in the final. It’s mammary-a-mammary. It’s Jordan v Jordan. It Me Me.
Which one wins? Katie Price wins. Pay attention. Katie Twitters:
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
AMAZING AMAZING AMAZING MY BOY HAS DONE AMAZING
Katie Price is the tabloid Colossus, bestriding the red-tops in a reverse cowboy on the Fourth Estate’s face.
Celebrity Big Brother Final: Live Blog And Pictures
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
Posted: 29th, January 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink