Prius Drivers Assured That Toyota Does Not Make Breaks On Wooden Carts
TOYOTA’S are being recalled – and that’s troubling news for Prius owners who can now worry about how much of that deadly carbon they’re throwing up as the cars are shipped back home to the factory.
The only thing for it is for Prius owners to do nothing, to carry on regardless and rebrand the lack of breaks as something green like organic accelerating or free gliding.
Trudi Styler’s “Occasional Use Of Private Aviation Fuel”
Toyota is looking into 100 complaints from owners of the new Prius, over claims of a brief reduction in breaking performance when travelling on rough roads aka Green Terrain.
Celebrity Prius owners are being urged not to worry.
Leonardo DiCaprio, Tom Hanks, Susan Sarandon, Charlize Theron, Robin Williams and Sting are assured that Toyota makes neither the breaks on their limousines, the jets taking them and their loved ones back to their mansions nor the wooden wheels on Ooombunga’s cattle cart.
Posted: 5th, February 2010 | In: The Consumer Comments (4) | TrackBack | Permalink
