Katie Price And Alex Reid Announce A Split
ALEX Reid and Katie Price: Tango & Gash are 8-1 at Hills to “announce” a split before the end of the month. Take it. After the stripper and the marriage, Katie and Alex will announce that they need a few days apart, “sources say”.
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It’s been a big few days for Katie and Alex, who have achieved the impossible: to out-tacky Las Vegas. Or did thjey just make it even more tacky, dripping molten Wotsits onto the chest of a local dancer and dry humping Wayne Newton?
Before we go on, Peter Andre fans are calling for Kate Burley’s head for making Pete talk about his kidzzzz and queuing up among the processed fat and sugar at the Tesco supermarket in Shoreham to have sentimental Pete sing a copy of his CD Unconditional Love Songs.
Back in Las Vegas:
“Kate and Alex are a lively duo,” said an onlooker “They’d only been married about seven hours when they had their first row, and it wasn’t pretty. Alex was drooling over a lapdancer and Kate gave him a stern telling-off. After some quick-fire banter, she declared: “Maybe we’ve married too soon” before turning on her heels. Alex apologised profusely and within minutes the pair were once again lovers not fighters.”
Oh?
“Katie has been very difficult to manage. She has been walking around with a face like thunder a lot of the time. ‘She and Alex are also bickering over where to go when they leave Vegas at the end of the week. Poor Alex is getting it in the neck already.”
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We are then given this vignette about the buying of the ring. Says the ring seller:
“Katie asked to see the cheapest rings we have. She seemed serious so I showed her a $59 ring. She was like, ‘No, I don’t like that.’ Alex asked Katie for her opinion but she just said, ‘You should decide because you’re the one that’s going to have to wear it.’ It didn’t seem very romantic. I’d describe it as businesslike.”
Stephen Baldwin, who one might have expected to act as minister, says:
“Well, if they’re going to be fulfilling the lusts of the flesh, they might as well be married.”
Of course, the big debate – the dreamy romance – is whether or not Katie and Alex can secure a magazine deal with Horse and Hound or will be be forced into ever more desperate PR stunts to get even the most basic wedding coverage in a Nuts photo special? Why doesn’t Katie just buy ITV?
Posted: 5th, February 2010 | In: Celebrities Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
