Gordon Brown Has An Impotent Banana In His Pocket
IN “Gordon’s Gone Bananas” the Sun says that Gordon Brown is eating “up to nine bananas a day” as he shapes up for the election.
Up to includes one or none. And the story goes that the Sun has seen a “giant bowl” of the bendy fruits on Brown’s window sill overlooking the No.10 “mansion”.
This is all good, until the Sun explains that too many bananas “can also cause bloating, wind and frequent trips to the toilet.”
In case you did not get the message that Brown’s an crazed idiot, the Sun hears from man of common sense Nick Francis, who ate nothing but bananas for a week:
“Take it from a guy who knows – bananas are not the answer… Eating nine bananas a day will send you, well, bananas.” It will also render you “impotent”.
More facts to follow…
Posted: 8th, February 2010 | In: Reviews Comments (3) | TrackBack | Permalink
