John Terry Flies To Dubai: Police Ready To Arrest Alleged ‘Adulterer’
CHELSEA captain John Terry is on his way to Dubai, and away from Vanessa Perroncel. He is racing to meet Toni Terry – well, just as soon as he’s played games against Arsenal, Hull and Everton. But he can miss Cardiff city. Love is bigger than Cardiff City.
So Dubai it is. And in Dubai, they arrrest you for adulTerry, sorry, adultery. Not that John Terry has committed adultery. We have heard that as a fact here. Look, Mr Dubai policeman, JT is a top bloke.
British Couple Jailed For Adultery In Dubai
Hey, leave him alone. Whaoh! Easy. Those rusty pliers looks nasty. Toni, do something. No, not laugh. Toni… Toni!!! TONI!!!!!!!!!! Toni, why are you inviting Vanessa out to see you? (Only joking.)
In other news: get a lod of these women:
John Terry: Wayne Bridge’s Lover Vanessa Perroncel In Pictures (NSFW)
Alicia Douvall (NSFW)
Lauren Pope (NSFW)
Posted: 10th, February 2010 | In: Key Posts, Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
