Dignified Peter Andre Calls Junior’s Mum Katie Price A ‘Terrible Person’
THE 12th Rule of Tabloid Journalism dictates that any news story making mention of Katie Price (aka Jordan) must make mention of Peter Andre. So, beneath the tale that Katie’s marriage to walking Toffee Crisp Alex Reid might not be legal, NoTW readers hear of Dignified Pete’s lastest upset.
PETER ANDRE launched a furious attack on Jordan after she told their four-year-old son to call him a LIAR in a phone chat.
In Pictures: Peter Andre’s 02 Gig Shows Katie Price’s Kids What Good Clean Fun Looks Like
And we know this because?
She used Junior to attack the singer for sleeping with glamour girl Maddy Ford despite saying he stayed celibate after his divorce.
Junior was always going to have a speaking part in the panto. If Princess’s face can be tamed, she and Junior can be the new Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz in the I Love Daddy (Best) show.
Princess is the one with the fake eyelashes – you, know, like Maddy Ford.
Junior was speaking to Peter, pictured with him right, when mum-of-the-year nominee Jordan screamed: “Tell your dad he is a liar. Daddy’s got a new girlfriend.”
The child, clearly upset, then told Peter, 37, that his mum had showed him articles detailing his brief fling with Maddy. He asked: “Do you have a new girlfriend, Daddy? Mummy’s telling me to yell at you.”
Well, Peter do you? C’mon Peter. Well, no. Maddy Ford is not Peter’s girlfriend. She claims she was more of a sexual plaything. But – easy, Junior, there, there – aunty Maddy says she still fancies the pants off daddy, the role model she claims to have met and shagged in November 2009.
All the talks of sex with paper Pete is so ugly. Right Pete?
As the Metro reported in February 2010:
Peter Andre: “I haven’t had sex for 8 months – Desperate Peter Andre hasn’t had sex since he split from Katie Price – eight months ago.”
And as Sky reported on Feb 1, 2010:
Speaking to The News Of The World, he said: “OK, OK, I’m desperate for sex. It’s been a long time. But it’s a whole new ball game. I’m a different man, I want a different type of girl. I’m definitely cautious about women now.
“It’s going to take me a long time to trust someone. I haven’t done anything yet apart from think about it, but I don’t want to be a monk.”
Anyhow, Pete is above getting involved in such undignified stuff. As the tabloid reports:
Afterwards, angry Peter hit back saying: “What a terrible thing for a mother to do. Stop trying to pollute our children’s minds. You’re a terrible, terrible person.”
You know, kids, the one dad has, reportedly, called despicable and disgusting.
So says Dignified Peter on Peter’s ITV2 reality show, Peter Andre: Beyond Irony.
In Pictures: Peter Andre’s 02 Gig Shows Katie Price’s Kids What Good Clean Fun Looks Like
Katie Price career in pictures.
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Posted: 7th, March 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
