In Pictures: Peter Andre and Kerry Katona’s ‘Romance’ And Katie Price’s Shrink
THE story of Peter Andre and Kerry Katona’s love for one another – the love story set in the offices of Can Associates PR – now encompasses Katie Price. The Daily Star screams from its front page:
Katie Price career in pictures (NSFW)
A straw poll of the populace reveals that:
41% of Anorak readers would rather see Terry Waite naked, tied to a radiator and drinking his own urine in their TV room than see Pete and Kerry
23% percent would rather eat their own thumbs
18% would prefer to lend Anthea Turner their last tenner
12% would rather inject their faces with yoghurt
5% responded by running around smashing their head into a brick wall
1% would vote UKIP
The story goes that Katie Price, aka Jordan, is “consumed with anger” of the “budding romance”; and Kerry Katona has had her hair straightened and posed for pictures so soft-focus they wold not look out of place on a puppy’s toilet paper.
Me And My Chest: Peter Andre’s Career in Pictures
It’s the “BATTLE OF THE BABES”. And, apparently, there’s a fighter between Katie Price and Kerry Katona, too…
In Love Kerry Katona And Peter Andre Climb Katie Price’s Greasy Pole
Kerry Katona’s Two Dates With Peter Andre
Peter’s former lover Maddy Ford (NSFW)
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Posted: 2nd, April 2010 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink
