Jack Tweed In Jade Goody Costa Slappa Orgy, Probably
JACK Tweed is not a rapist but is still in the shadow of Jade Goody, and he died a year ago. On the cover of the Daily Star, Jack remains “JADE’S JACK”. And he is on a “WILD BOOZE HOLS ORGY”.
Jack Tweed has taken his “pals” to the “costa del sex”.
Where’s that, then? Turns out it’s the Costa del Sol. And that Jack hasn’t actually gone there yet:
JACK Tweed will celebrate being cleared of rape with an orgy of booze and sex in Spain. The only thing wild about this orgy is the speculation and the Star’s front-page headline.
A Lauren Pope will be there – pictures of the country’s anti-Pope here. And it will be wild and cray-zee. Or as doe-faced Jack says:
“I just want to lead a normal life. I want to graft, earn some money and have a holiday.”
Phwoarrr! Not ‘alf!
1602654
Posted: 28th, April 2010 | In: Celebrities Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink