Kerry Katona, Cheryl Cole And Katie Price Are A Life In Teasers
THIS week’s OK! leads with pictures of the three mainstays of tabloids gossip: Cheryl Cole, Kerry Katona and Katie Price. All three are given teasers that experience tells us will be lad to stories less genuine than a dodgy dossier.
Kerry Katona says “YES, I AM IN LOVE.”
Adding:
“PETE’S MY SWEETHEART.”
This can’t be Peter Andre, with whom Kerry was linked in bogus tales of romance that the Daily Star was forced to retract, to Peter’s relief? and Kerry who is “scared of men“?
It’s turns out that Peter Andre is Katona’s “sweetheart” and Kerry adds that “it’s nice to know I’m not on my own”. She adds:
“I can see why women love Pete.”
Pete is the “ideal candidate” to be her man. But – oh, hell no – there is no love affair. But – shucks – if only…
Back on the cover and Cheryl Cole wants to tell us “THE TRUTH”.
Cheryl Cole wants to tell us:
“WE WILL BE REUNITED BY AUTUMN.”
With Ashley Cole?
Nah, With Girls Aloud, the band that never split up.
The third pays to the tabloid triple-header is Katie Price. Katie says she has been “pregnant seven times”. And:
Katie Price’s Career As Jordan (NSFW)
“I DON’T WANT TO MISCARRY AGAIN.”
Fingers crossed that this time she doesn’t. And inside we learn:
“THERE’S STILL NO BABY FOR KATIE AND ALEX.”
In other news, OK! costs £1,99 and is “first for celebrity news”. Although we will be the first to check it out…
Posted: 5th, May 2010 | In: OK! Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
