Randy Kangaroo Wants To Shag Australian Women’s Bikes
A KANGAROO is harassing women at Tennant Creek, a small town in the Honeymoon Ranges of northern Australia.
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The Northern Territory News quotes on witness who encountered a roo on bike track:
“I turned around and saw this big kangaroo behind me, so I hastened my steps.
“It seemed a bit odd, but I continued walking and didn’t think much about it. Then on the return walk he was there waiting for me.”
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“He started circling me. There was no doubt about what he wanted, the randy old thing – it was a huge kangaroo and quite intimidating.”
The bounder (geddit?!).
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“I yelled at him to go away, waved my hands about and let him know I wasn’t interested, but he was persistent – I’ll give him that.”
A 200lb kangaroo wants to shag you but can be fended out by waving your hands?
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The story goes on to feature a scene at a local speedway race meeting. A Tanya Wilson says:
“I thought it was strange that a kangaroo would come to such a noisy place, but I grew up around kangaroos so I went up to say hello. There I was having a nice chat to him when I heard others calling out to me, warning me to step away.
“I didn’t take any notice of them because I didn’t think I had anything to worry about – I thought he was just a cute, friendly kangaroo.”
Then this:
Tanya was oblivious to the amorous nature of the interlude, but the kangaroo’s intentions were clearly evident to other speedway fans.
Is this a randy roo or a case of people humanising animals? If the big roo is that randy why doesn’t jump the woman, or do kangaroos like a bit of small talk before shagging? Or maybe – just maybe, considering the roo was spotted on a bike track and at the speedway – the kangaroo wants to shag your bike. In which, they really are just like us…
Posted: 14th, May 2010 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
