Sarah Ferguson ‘Pimps’ Out Prince Andrew: Blue Blood On The Drip
WHEN we first read the NoTW headline “FERGIE sells Andy for £500,000”, we wondered if Andy Cole was worth it and when Alex Ferguson had brought him back from the wilderness.
It turns out that Fergie is Sarah Ferguson, the “devious Duchess” who can flog Prince Andrew, the golfing royal. Fake sheikh Mazher Mahmood says Ferguson is “desperate for cash” and is “putting her ex-husband’s good reputation on the line”.
Fergie says:
“I can open any door you want.”
Anorak would pay her half a million to open the door on the international space station.
Such are the shocks. Who knew Randy Andy had a reputation for anything other than golf and women? And given that rep, why not sell his seprm or vials of his blue blood? Do you need the whole man?
And as for her being hard up, we learn that Fergie met a mystery businessman “for dinner at the famous New York boutique hotel, The Mark, on May 13. She was accompanied by two assistants.”
Either the “mark” is paying and Fergie is good to her starving pals; or else she has an enviable retinue of staff, whom she treats well? The meal comes. It’s a lobster. Talk leads to more talk and in one phone call it is alleged that Fergie says:
“OK, well I spoke to Billy and Billy is happy to meet with him but (he) has to know that for Billy to meet with him etc, etc, he has to give me £500,000.”
Andrew is, allegedly, nicknamed Billy. Says Fergie, allegedly:
“You see if I can get Billy to introduce quite good business things to XXXXXXX, then XXXXXXX gives me a lick of the spoon and that saves my bacon.”
Fergie looks more of a trotter girl than a slice of crispy bacon. A source says:
“As long as Sarah thinks you are rich she will be all over you like a rash. She will say she can arrange meetings with Andrew even though he has no idea what is going on. It’s incredible.”
No it isn’t. Ferguson is the Duchess of York, a title she keeps despite losing the HRH. Andy is Special Representative for International Trade and Investment, a job that requires CSE economics and pretty good French.
Fergie has responded to the allegations and story by saying that she is “devastated” and “regretful“. Too right she is. Half a million! Pathetic. There was a time when Royals were out of reach – now they’re Division 2 football agents pimping out their player to the lowest bidder…
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PA PHOTO 27/2/87 PRINCE CHARLES WATCHES HIS WIFE, THE PRINCESS OF WALES (CENTRE) AND SISTER IN LAW, THE DUCHESS OF YORK LARK ABOUT IN THE SNOW AT THE PHOTO SESSION MARKING THE START OF THEIR ANNUAL SKIING HOLIDAY. THE ROYAL PARTY, WITH THE DUKE OF YORK ARE STAYING IN THE CHIC WINTER RESORT OF KLOSTERS, IN THE SWISS ALPS.
Posted: 23rd, May 2010 | In: Celebrities Comments (7) | TrackBack | Permalink
