The Top Ten Oil-Related Football Chants To Serenade The USA
ENGLAND is ready to take on our old foe the USA. Barack Obama is cranking up the jingoism with talk of kicking English “ass”. The only arse kicking – and it’s arse, Bar-ark – will be done by our England boys on the velt of South Africa. Anorak’s terrace choir has been singing all day. And we will be singing all night. we will singing when the BP oil is still pumping.
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Oily Oily Oily, Oy Oy Oy
– Yampster
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We drill!…
We spill!
..We pay the fucking bill
I-N-G-E-R-L-A-N-D! …. I-N-G-E-R-L-A-N-D!
– Percy Stilton
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He’s got a dead bird in his hands
He’s got a dead bird in his hands
He’s got a dead bird in his hands
He’s got a dead bird in his hands
– Paul S
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Que Sera, Sera
You sold us KFC
You got BP oil for free
Que Sera Sera
– Roo
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You’re a tanker, you’re a tanker, you’re a tanker, referee…
– A. Norris
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BP where ever you may be
We are the famous EFC
And we don’t give a F*ck
Whoever you may be,
‘Cos you’re really fat and very oily
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When you walk through a spill
keep your eyes down low
and don’t put your feet in the crude
at the end of the beach there’s a pool of tar
and the sound of Obama being rude
– Yampster
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..I am not dim…. and I can see…
…The Yanks are trying to steal BP..
The Yanks are trying to steal BP!
– Mr Stilton
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In 2010 we had a little slip
Along with Tony Hayward near the mighty Mississip.
We cracked a bit of piping and it’s leaking at the seams
Then we brought the bloody Oil Slick to the town of New Orleans.
[Chorus:]
We capped our well and the Barrels kept a’comin.
There wasn’t nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We capped once more but it still kept a’runnin’
Up the Mississippi from the Gulf of Mexico.
We looked down the beaches and we see’d the oil slick come.
And there must have been a hundred yards of dirty oily scum
It rose so high and we couldn’t do a thing
So we blamed the Bloody British and all they did was sing
[Chorus:]
We capped our well and the Barrels kept a’comin.
There wasn’t nigh as many as there was a while ago.
We capped once more but it still kept a’runnin’
– yip-Yap Yampster
More slick ones to add…
Posted: 11th, June 2010 | In: Key Posts, Sports Comments (35) | TrackBack | Permalink
