Rochdale’s ‘Muslim-Only Toilets’ And Other Daily Star Crap
THOSE squatting toilets in a Rochdale shopping centre give the Star the front-page headline:
“MUSLIM ONLY PUBLIC LOOS”
This is, of course, crap. Anyone can use the toilets and there will no Muslim checkpoint at the door:
Question 1: Are you a Muslim
“Yes,” says the skinhead desparate for a poo.
The toilets are open to anyone able to hover above the hole. They render it truicky to read and squat or engage in a spot of onanism. The squatting loos are not for Muslims only – they are for decency and the Iranian way.
The Star couches the shitstorm in typical tabloidese fury:
But locals have blasted them as a waste of cash. One angry resident, Ellen Dean, 49, fumed: “I work in a bookies here and everyone who comes in is up in arms about them.”
Why can’t people just wander out and piss against a tree or shit in handbag? Britain is going to hell in a handcart:
“They are totally unnecessary. Even the majority of the Muslims here don’t seem to want them.”
Always good when a woman who works in a bookmakers can speak for a “majority of Muslims”. It’s almost as good as when a Muslim who rants at Jewish pigeons stands for the “Muslim community”. Our bookmaker talking to a Star hack goes on:
“Most of the people of Rochdale won’t be able to use them and I guarantee elderly people will be totally confused by them.”
The elderly will most likely mistake them for spin dryers or a hairdressing salon and get a blue rinse from the little brick in the toilet’s base.
Cleaner Scott Hewitt, 36, added: “No-one can understand the point of these, they’re just a joke.”
Scott. It’s pretty simple. You squat over them and take a dump. No, Scott. Nooooooo. Take off your trousers, first. Oops! Ok, next time wear a burka – less zips.
Posted: 15th, July 2010 | In: Reviews Comments (23) | TrackBack | Permalink
