Police Wait 13 Days To See Mason ‘Reveal’ Drugs Evidence In Turd

IT took Anthony Mason to “reveal” the drugs in his system. This is roughage justice, readers.

Police arrested Galgate in Lancaster on April 1. They say he had been acting suspiciously.

Mason, 32, of – get this – Chalice Way, Liverpool, (more nominative determinism, readers) claimed to be drugs free.

The police would wait and see. They obtained three extensions from Lancashire Magistrates. And then after 13 days, the package was revealed.

Mr Mason was jailed five years at Preston Crown Court.

Anorak’s health expects says that cocaine and heroin, as found in Mr Mason’s system, are not part of your Five A day…

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