Naomi Campbell’s Milk Tray Diamonds Make Tabloids Jealous
NAOMI Campbell is on trial in the tabloids for being so attractive that a man gave her diamonds in the dead of night. Not only did she not shag her Milk Tray Man, she never even got to know that his name was, allegedly, Charles Taylor and he is wanted for rape, murder, slavery and other crimes. Campbell got away with her life and “dirty little stones” (she handed them to charity). Mia Farrow says Campbell is a liar who knew Taylor gave her a big rock, a so-called blood diamond.
Day 1: In Pictures: Naomi Campbell Works The Charles Taylor War Crime Trial
Day 2: Naomi Campbell’s ‘Dirty Looking Stones’ In Pictures
Day 3: Naomi Campbell Puts Liberia On The Map – Blood Diamond Case In Words And Photos
Day 4: Is Naomi Campbell On Trial For Rape And Murder?
Farrow says she knows this because she says Campbell told her so.
The Sun duly leads with the headline:
“24-CARAT BLOODY LIAR”
Just 24-carats? In diamond terms that’s nothing. The Cullinan weighed in at 530.20 carats – before it was cut it weighed 3,106.75 carats. The Golden Jubilee tipped the scales at 545.67 carats. As we say if Campbell is a “24-carat liar” as the Sun says she is, she’s not much of a liar – not in diamond terms.
And if Campbell is a liar then maybe she was lying when she spoke to Farrow, allegedly?
The Mail asks on its front page:
“Did Naomi lie under oath about despot’s blood diamonds.”
Dunno. Next question: Did Charles Taylor lie, kill, cheat and facilitate a bloody war at killed thousands of people and maimed thousands more? Dunno.
But let’s get our priorities straight and answer the questions in turn.
Posted: 9th, August 2010 | In: Celebrities Comments (10) | TrackBack | Permalink
