This Radiation-Proof Fig Leaf Underwear Will Not Stop The TSA Gropers
by Anorak | 23rd, November 2010
AIR passengers in the US can opt for the full-body scanner or the kiddie grope and fist (see photo below).
Now as you whistle the theme tune of the TSA you can do so in the knowledge that your genitals are protected by a fig leaf design.
The fig contains powdered metal that shield your privates from a jet of tradition and prying eyes. And what more the metals do not set off the metal detectors.
Of course, you will look like you have no genitals and that may in itself arouse suspicions.
So, watch out for being taken to a brightly lit back room and asked to eat your knickers…
Posted: 23rd, November 2010 | In: Key Posts, The Consumer Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
