Kerry Katona’s Disingenuous Sex Life: Week 3
WEEK three of OK!’s serialisation of Kerry Katona’s sex life.
Having already been “smitten” with Kevin Greene and Dan Whiston, and fancied Jeff Brazier, the queen of own-brand ketchups is the subject of the cover story:
“KERRY LOVES DAN – ‘We’re madly in Love & I’m Pregnant’”
On Page 76:
“KERRY KATONA AND HER ‘DANCING ON ICE’ PARTNER DAN WHISTON GIVE US THE LOWDOWN ON THEIR RELATIONSHIP”
Well, having already been told they are “madly in love” and that Kerry is pregnant, we pretty much know what to expect.
On page 76, we see Kerry cupping Dan’s grinning, powdered face and puckering up to kiss him.
On page 77, OK! tells us that Dan is Kerry’s “current squeeze”.
Dressed in country tweeds they snuggle up on piles of leaves, faces plastered in brown tones to camouflage them against the woodland backdrop.
Says Kerry:
“I love Dan, who wouldn’t?! When I first met him, I thought, yes I would do him…”
And you did? And now you’re pregnant, right?
“…but we’re best mates – that’s it!”
This is the same Kerry who mused in OK! two weeks ago:
“It annoys me that because I’m single everyone guesses who my next boyfriend will be…”
Oh, and as for Kerry being pregnant… Well, that came from this exchange:
OK!: “Let’s just break the ice here – are you or are you not an item?”
Kerry: “We’re both madly in love, I’m pregnant and we’re really happy.”
Oh, and by the way, on these sites, the rumour is that Dan is gay…
Posted: 9th, February 2011 | In: Celebrities, Key Posts Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
