Peter Andre And An Extraordinary Live-In Hair Stylist
PETER Andre simpers from the cover of OK! magazine. His face illustrates the news:
“I CAN’T BELIEVE I LIVE WITH THAT POISONOUS WOMAN”
Who’s that then?
“As Peter Andre’s nanny is jailed OK! takes a look at other extraordinary moments in the singer’s life”
Wouldn’t being jailed be an extraordinary moment in the nanny’s life?
And who is the nanny? Why’s it’s Allison Cox, the “crazed poisoner” who admitted trying to poison her employer Jacqui Gold with screen wash.
Allison, we are told, worked for Peter and Katie Price for a while. She never poisoned them. But such is the importance of Andre that Cox’s working in his house and being professional enough to score a job after she left their service becomes about him.
OK! realises that the Great British unwashed love a victim. So. Instead of millionaire Peter Andre, star of reality telly, we get a man who has an “ongoing battle with food”, who carries anti-anxiety medication and who will “never go back” to having panic attacks.
We then get photos of Pete dandling, cradling and kissing his children.
Peter then says he will never be with Katie Price. He says he will not talk in detail about his happiness with Elen Rivas.
But just when you think life is elsewhere, we do get something extraordinary: Pete lives with his brother Mike – his “live-in hair stylist”.
Nothing ordinary about that…
Posted: 23rd, March 2011 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink
