Did David Haye Break His Toe Trying To Swallow His Foot? Wladimir Klitschko Wins (Photos)

DAVID Haye lost the heavyweight boxing unification bout to Wladimir Klitschko because he broke the little toe on his right foot three weeks ago. Well, maybe. The little toe is Haye’s Samson’s hair. If the toe goes, Haye is a spent force. Happily, Haye has more talent in his little toe than most others have in their entire bodies.

Rumours that Haye’s toe broke when Klitschko – reacting unfavourably to Haye’s charming pre-fight goading that featured an app. in which a Klitschko-like boxer was decapitated –  made him eat his foot are wide of the mark…

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IBF, WBO, IBO world champion Wladimir Klitschko, right, of Ukraine gets a blow by WBA world champion David Haye of Britain in heavyweight unification fight in the stadium in Hamburg, Germany, Saturday, July 2, 2011. (AP Photo/Frank Augstein)

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Posted: 3rd, July 2011 | In: Sports Comment | TrackBack | Permalink