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Man Arrested For Drunken Sex Whilst Driving: Men Rejoice

by | 26th, August 2011

GEORGE E. Howard is the living, swaying proof than man can multitask.
Howard, 58, of Louisville, has been arrested for having sex and drinking beer while driving. He never crashed. He most likely never spilled a drop.

 

Police spotted Howard and a female passenger bent over with her head between his legs, police said.

When police pulled him over, he stepped formt eh ehicel and hisĀ pants fell to the ground.

Howard was not charged with flashing, but has been charged with driving under the influence of alcohol, reckless driving and second-degree wanton endangerment.
Had the police noticed that he was also at the time dictating a letter to his PA over the phone and tapping out Leo Sayer’s You Make Me Feel Like Dancin’ on the wheel, they might have thrown the book at him…



Posted: 26th, August 2011 | In: Strange But True Comment | TrackBack | Permalink