Maria Topp Goes Down For Bitting Into Lover’s Testicles
by Anorak | 11th, November 2011
MARIA Topp, 44, of Gateshead, is hereby sentenced at Newcastle Crown Court to 12 months choky (fnar), suspended for 18 months, for the crime of biting hard into the scrotum of one Martin Douglas, 45. She is to perform 150 hours of community service and is not allowed to contact Mr Douglas, who required an impressive 19 stiched to his gashed testicles.
Recorder Robin Mairs describes the couple’s realtiaonship as “turbulent“.
Send the woman, er, down…
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