Aberdeen receptionist accidentally sends entire office sexy email meant for fiance

OOPS! Melanie Anderson accidentally sent a racy email intended for her finace Eric Knisz to everyone at her work. Melanie works at Aberdeen-based oil company ISS. Bruce Webster, HR director of ISS, says:

“Personal emails are not encouraged at work and we have taken the appropriate action with the members of staff concerned. They are absolutely mortified by the content of the email trail which was meant to be private and apologise for any offence caused by it going out with our organisation.”

Gmail, readers. Gmail…

The emails are more a testament to love than anything else. Given the type of porn some crew view on the oil rigs (no names; you know who you are), this pair’s career should soar. They might even be a good example to others.

Sandwich van is here.xx

Kind regards,
Melanie Anderson
Receptionist
Integrated Subsea Services Ltd

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Please consider the environment – only print this e-mail if absolutely necessary thank you!
From: Eric Knisz
Sent: 24 January 2013 11:42
To: Reception
Subject: RE:

I loved our session last night…..it was ace!

You were very very wet!

You are sexy as anything and I love it! xxxx

From: Reception
Sent: 24 January 2013 11:39
To: Eric Knisz
Subject: RE:

As I do you you handsome,sexy husband.xxxx

Kind regards,
Melanie Anderson
Receptionist
Integrated Subsea Services Ltd

From: Eric Knisz
Sent: 24 January 2013 11:35
To: Reception
Subject: RE:

I adores ya you sexy mofo xxxxx

From: Reception
Sent: 24 January 2013 11:25
To: Eric Knisz
Subject: RE:

I loves you too darling.

310 days till our wedding.xxxxxxx

Kind regards,
Melanie Anderson

From: Eric Knisz
Sent: 24 January 2013 11:03
To: Reception
Subject: RE:

I loves ya you know….if you were wondering!! xxxxx
From: Reception
Sent: 24 January 2013 10:41
To: Eric Knisz
Subject: RE:

Eh no….we will do it together soon enough.

I am actually going to look at more wedding invites,favours and flowers. I am going to trawl heaps of these items to get ours sorted.
xxxxx

Kind regards,
Melanie Anderson
From: Eric Knisz
Sent: 24 January 2013 10:39
To: Reception
Subject: RE:

Well, I’m sure you will be blazing at some point this weekend love, so you can just head into work and sleep on your desk! xxxx

From: Reception
Sent: 24 January 2013 10:39
To: Eric Knisz
Subject: RE:

I know…..I think we need to rectify this xxxxx

Kind regards,
Melanie Anderson
From: Eric Knisz
Sent: 24 January 2013 10:38
To: Reception
Subject: RE:

You haven’t been into work like that for ages xxxx

From: Reception
Sent: 24 January 2013 10:37
To: Eric Knisz
Subject: RE:

Random email…….so I’m watching this morning and after they won their NTA last night Phillip and Holly look like pish and both have stinking hangovers……I’m glad I’m not the only one who goes to work in this state  xxxxx

Kind regards,
Melanie Anderson

From: Eric Knisz
Sent: 24 January 2013 10:04
To: Reception
Subject: RE:

I love making love to you its ace!!!! xxxx

From: Reception
Sent: 24 January 2013 09:56
To: Eric Knisz
Subject: RE:

Good….cause I totally fancy you.xxxx

Kind regards,
Melanie Anderson

From: Eric Knisz
Sent: 24 January 2013 09:51
To: Reception
Subject: RE:

Hee hee, sexy fucker, I fancy you xxxx

From: Reception
Sent: 24 January 2013 09:51
To: Eric Knisz
Subject: RE:

No nae really.xxxxxxxxxx

Kind regards,
Melanie Anderson

From: Eric Knisz
Sent: 24 January 2013 09:48
To: Reception
Subject: RE:

Douche…..really? xxxx

From: Reception
Sent: 24 January 2013 09:48
To: Eric Knisz
Subject:

Yo….douche….what you saying?xxxx

Kind regards,
Melanie Anderson

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Posted: 25th, January 2013 | In: Technology Comment | TrackBack | Permalink