Bad product names – the Luis Suarez Negrito and other treats

SO. You invented a product. Then you gave it a name. You called it Homo Milk. You called it Crap’s. You and the lads in marketing called it Cum Clean. You then took a children’s treat fashioned into a massive turd and called it Negrito. (Liverpool’s Luis Suarez is believed to be a fan.) And you wondered why you never grew rich…