Pope resigns: what next and who gets his Twitter followers?
THE Pope has resigned. Pope Benedict XVI says paedo priests and condoms ill health and old age mens he can no longer do the job. The 85-year-old is “no longer suited to an adequate exercise of the Petrine ministry”. Benedict is the first Pope to resign since Pope Gregory XII in 1415. The Pope wants to know if he can keep his Twitter followers. He’s been gaining them by the bucketload. Can he be continue to grow a following. A Vatican insider tells us that the Pope is to embark on a plan that will involve:
Referring to Jesus as “The Bieber”
An online vote for which of Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Madonna or Katy Perry followers would like to see him simulate sex with
Converting to Islam
Getting a tattoo
Digging up Jimmy Savile and beating him with a stick
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Posted: 11th, February 2013 | In: Reviews Comments (2) | TrackBack | Permalink
