Hair Today, Gone Tomorrow
‘THE news on Jenna Jameson and Britney Spears has no doubt cheered men up considerably, but the Enquirer’s report on Pamela Anderson could bring them back down to earth again. ”Baywatch babe could go bald and may lose her bodacious boobs,” is the magazine’s headline, illustrated with a picture of how Pammy might look without her trademark bleached locks.
”My hair’s blowing off” |
”Infected with liver-destroying hepatitis C and terrified of dying, Pamela Anderson is set to undergo debilitating drug treatment that will cause her to lose her hair,” it writes. ”The blonde bombshell is so fearful for her health, says a friend, she’s thinking about having her breast implants removed.” ”Pam wants to make a completely new, fresh start,” explains the pal. ”She’s so scared, she wants to remove anything artificial from her body.”
Which means that the next time we see an article on Ms Anderson in the Enquirer, it won’t be accompanied by any pictures at all. ‘
Posted: 14th, August 2002 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink