Trude Awakening

‘TO paraphrase Leo Tolstoy: All cute babies are alike; all ugly babies are ugly in their own way.

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And they don’t come much uglier than the little bundle of joy that ”celebrity vet” Trude Mostue and fiancé Howard Thomas have produced.

To be fair to Trude, it is not entirely her fault – but let this be a lesson to all you women out there. If you are going to have a baby with a bald bloke, check his baby photos for the dreaded ginger first.

Trude didn’t – and look at little Froya Molly now. Even Hello! cannot manage a ”cute”, still less a ”beautiful”, about the two-month-old.

But we’re sure she will grow up to be a fine, upstanding member of the community and stick her arms up cow’s arses just like her mum.

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Posted: 19th, September 2002 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink