It’s The Way He Sells ‘Em

‘HE’S ”THE MAN FROM UNCOOL” says the Sun, apropos of…nothing very much.

”Hello, laydeez”

A poll commissioned by the electrical retailer Dixons has revealed the things that women find most unattractive in a man.

These include mullet haircuts, crummy old cars, Y-fronts and old-fashioned mobile phones.

The paper helpfully provides a picture of a model dressed up to illustrate the composite man who is the stuff of the ladies’ nightmare.

All very good, except for one thing. There is only one place in the world where this specimen can still be seen in his natural habitat: serving in your local branch of Dixons, lording it over his ”team” of teenagers as they struggle manfully to grow their own first ‘taches.

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Posted: 20th, September 2002 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink