Ready Steady Cook

‘WHAT’S the betting that ”Corrie cracker” Tracy Shaw would have been first on the phone when Channel 4 announced they were going to do another series of Celebrity Big Brother?

Former Rear of the Year Tracy Shaw sets out to prove she’s no one trick pony

But the oft-engaged blonde will have to battle it out with ”telly babe” Catalina (who?) for the role of resident beauty in the house.

So says the Star, which this morning unveils the line-up for the new series, which is set to go on air for a fortnight in November.

TV bosses says they have got an ”ideal blend” of celebrity – and the paper reveals how they did it.

Take one part of Tracy and one part of Catalina, and grind down to form a powder.

Separately, puree former Spice Girl Mel B, former Boyzone singer Stephen Gateley and former EastEnders actor (and legendary lothario) Michael Greco, making sure you eradicate all lumps (sorry, Jimmy Gulzar).

Fry some former Big Brother presenter Richard Bacon, with a hint of Graham Norton, until soft.

Add the powder and the puree and two pints of water and leave to simmer, stirring occasionally.

As the mixture starts to thicken, flavour with Lenny Henry. For special occasions, try adding a sprig of Dawn French or a pinch of Kathy Burke – and there you have your ”ideal blend” of celebrity.

Serve immediately – to your dog.

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Posted: 24th, September 2002 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink