Mushroom Cloud Over Iraq

‘TODAY, Tony Blair publishes the dossier that he says proves ‘nails’ Saddam Hussain and justifies war.

Fairies complain of invasion of privacy

The Mirror publishes a picture of the Iraqi dictator beside a massive mushroom and says: ”OK, Tony. Prove it.”

But Tony can prove it. The Sun says that the Cabinet ministers who have seen the document have now swung behind the Prime Minister and the need for military action.

Even war wobblers Clare Short and Robin Cook were run by the damning proof contained in the 50-page dossier.

We at Anorak have also seen a leaked copy of the dossier and would like to offer Mr Blair our unconditional support for the forthcoming hostilities.

Intelligence reports, satellite photos and the evidence of informers all point to one incontrovertible fact – Saddam has been picking mushrooms without a licence.

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Posted: 24th, September 2002 | In: Tabloids Comment (1) | TrackBack | Permalink