Lancaster Bombs

‘WHEN Penny Lancaster gave up modelling, she became Rod Stewart’s girlfriend. And a photographer.

Penny and her assistant

As the former, she has done an excellent job. Mind you, as the only qualifications are being blonde and leggy and as Penny’s a leggy blonde, it wasn’t a difficult task.

But she doesn’t seem to have got the hang of this photography malarkey yet.

Penny’s problem is that she keeps taking off her clothes and appearing on the other side of the camera – as indeed she does in this week’s OK! magazine.

The 31-year-old is apparently the new face and body of Ultimo lingerie – and is more than happy to give readers a preview of the Spring/Summer collection.

Not only that, but she sits and talks about ‘the terrifying ordeal that made her give up modelling in her twenties, her run-ins with the paparazzi and her famous cleavage…’

Exactly what this terrifying ordeal was we are at a loss to explain, but it might have had something to do with seeing Rod first thing in the morning before he had put his make-up on.

All Penny will say is: ‘I knew I couldn’t model forever, so I looked for another career and that is photography.’

And as soon as she works out which side of the camera is which, we’re sure she will be a great success.

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Posted: 9th, May 2003 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink