A Dog’s Life

‘BY our reckoning, Jennifer Lopez has at least two wedding dresses hanging up in one of her many walk-in wardrobes.

She’ll be all white on the night

But that’s not enough for the big-bottomed diva, who has apparently splashed out $100,000 on a new gown for her upcoming nuptials.

The National Enquirer publishes an artist’s impression of the ‘dreamy’ dress – the creation of French designer Azzedine Alaia.

And judging by the picture, there will only be one star of the wedding – J-Lo’s bum.

‘Alaia’s one-of-a-kind wedding creations are designed to flatter the part of the female form that he values most,’ says the magazine.

‘And that’s the bottom line for the derriere-blessed diva.’

Little wonder that a fashion insider says the pairing of the Latin singer and the Tunisian-born designer is ‘a match made in heaven’.

Can the same be said, however, for the match between J-Lo and her fiance Ben Affleck?

According to the Enquirer, the 30-year-old Affleck is sick of being treated like a dog by his wife-to-be.

A close friend of the couple revealed that Ben sat Jennifer down and told her: ‘I am your lover, not your pet.”

Friends say that Affleck was upset at being made to sell his Los Angeles bachelor pad, being told what to wear and how to do his hair and having to make appointments to see his fiancée via her PA.

‘After much shouting, crying and arguing they finally made peace,’ the magazine says.

Ben gave Jennifer a diamond necklace; Jennifer gave Ben a stroke on the head and a Boneo.

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Posted: 9th, May 2003 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink