Soft Soaps

‘I’M A Celebrity…Get Me Out Of Here! may be over – but there are plenty of second-rate stars on show tonight as ITV switches its attention to the orgy of bad taste that is the British Soap Awards.

Don’t they have mirrors in Soapland?

If you are in the slightest bit interested, you will no doubt know the results of the ceremony, which actually took place on Saturday. It won’t be giving too much away to reveal that it was a good night for Coronation Street and not such a good night for EastEnders.

But the real purpose of the Soap Awards is to allow young soap actresses to put on their most hideous, revealing or hideously revealing frocks in an attempt to get themselves noticed.

Again, it is not giving too much away to let on that this year they excelled themselves. Watch out especially for Brookside’s Liz Avis (Laura) and Hollyoaks’ Jodi Albert (Debbie) – although there is so much to see, you are likely to be spoiled for choice.

Oh, and while you’re waiting, try to work out how on earth EastEnders’ Jessie Wallace (Kat) was named the sexiest woman in soaps. The mind truly boggles…

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Posted: 14th, May 2003 | In: Celebrities Comment | TrackBack | Permalink