Slap And Tickle

‘WE love Tony Blair, we love Tony Blair. Sorry, just got back from our fact-finding mission to Iraq to find Britain in the grip of Big Brother fever.

Bigger than Jade

Or Big Brother languor – with the papers all agreeing that this is the most mind-numbingly boring series of the programme ever aired.

To give you an example, the Mirror this morning publishes a story about Anoushka being ”a slapper” – by the girl whom she slapped in a schoolyard fight.

The 20-year-old claims she beat up Laura Robinson because she stole her boyfriend.

But Laura hits back in the Mirror. ”I thought she was pathetic,” she said. ”She’s an embarrassment. She says she wants to send the ratings up by having sex on the show, but at the end of the day that’s prostitution.”

No, it isn’t, Laura. Prostitution is having sex for money. What do they teach youngsters in sex education lessons these days?

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Posted: 30th, May 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink