Falling Idol

‘HOW cool is Simon Cowell? Answer: as cool as an angry man eating a raw chilli on the face of the sun.

Smooth as a badger’s bum

But Cowell does know how to use his newfound fame, and the Enquirer says that star of American Idol has been trying get a date.

Giving a rare insight into Cowell’s social life, the magazine says that he’s currently trying to pull Tabitha Stevens, star of XXX hard-core porno films.

In one call taped on Tabitha’s voice-mail, which Tabitha sensitively played to the world on the Howard Stern Show, TV’s Mr Nasty is heard turning on his oily charm.

”Hi, sweetheart – it’s Simon again. How are you? Um, sorry I couldn’t talk earlier on. Um, I’m around. Give me a call back. You’ve got my number.”

As have we all Simon. As have we all…

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Posted: 30th, May 2003 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink