Taking Over The World

‘JIM and Suranne may have failed to make it up the aisle, but it is now almost four years since Posh and Becks tied the knot in ”one of the most magical weddings the world has ever known”.

Was it really only four years ago?

The golden couple may have lost out to Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta Jones as the world’s most romantic couple this year, but they are still ”blissfully happy” together.

And to celebrate the fact that their marriage has already lasted longer than both of Jennifer Lopez’s, OK! details the classic moments in the Beckham love story.

And using ”world exclusive pictures” and ”revealing words”, it reports on how the couple ”are achieving world domination”.

”Amazingly, while David is an international megastar,” it says, ”he was virtually unknown in the States until recently.”

But that is all set to change, OK! assures us, after they did an interview with the ABC network.

The editor of US magazine referred to them as ”the British answer to Ben Affleck and J-Lo”, it says, and magazines like The Globe ”went crazy for the loved-up pair”.

Crazy? This is how the Globe described the England football captain…

”A squeaky-voiced soccer player who paints his nails pink, wears a skirt and even wriggles into the sexy panties of his Spice Girl wife”.

Still, OK! thinks it’s only a matter of time before America is obsessed by the couple as it is.

”If it all goes to plan, it looks as though homes across America will also want a piece of David and Victoria,” OK! says.

”And it may not be long before Dollywood and Graceland have to make way for a new theme park – Beckingham Palace USA!”

Helium balloons provided…

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Posted: 2nd, June 2003 | In: Reviews Comment | TrackBack | Permalink