Ladies’ Man

‘IT’S a fair bet that the good folk of the US of A don’t have a clue about Darius Danesh.

Darius feels the back of his head starting to melt

At a guess, they might suppose he’s the result of a fumble in the dark between Engelbert Humperdinck and Jacqueline Stallone.

But to help them, and us, know what a big name he is, the singer tells the Star about the dozens of girls he’s bedded on tour.

”I’ve just got off tour so I’ve had many ladies in my life recently,” says Darius – with more than passing nod to Swiss Tony.

”I’ve been a naughty boy, but it’s good to be naughty sometimes.”

Dragging his teeth down a blackboard, he goes on: ”But you’re also got to be good so you can release your dark side every now and again.”

Sounding like a voiceover on an advert for sickly chocolate – perhaps unsurprising for a man with ”melted, chocolate brown eyes”(?) – Darius is keen to be loved.

And if he could just follow Posh and Becks to the States, we would love him all the more.

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Posted: 3rd, June 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink