What A Blow!

‘BARRY Manilow is finding it hard to smile ever since he broke his nose in a night-time prang.

”And I’m flying without wings…”

”I got up thinking I was still in my holiday home in Malibu and veered to the left instead of the right and slammed into the wall,” says Barry in the Star.

”I may have to have my nose fixed – and, with this nose, it’s going to be major surgery!”

So a donor is need. The Express lines up a few likely hooters, spotting a lying Pinocchio, Cyrano de Bergerac and Barry’s longstanding showbiz pal Gonzo Muppet.

Of course, Concorde is coming to the end of its shelf life and with glue and balance, Barry could be whole again.

Let the in-flight music begin…

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Posted: 5th, June 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink