Bums On Seats

‘BRITISH Airways are very sensitive about their tail fins – last time they messed around with them, they created a storm from which the airline has never fully recovered.

Kylie models the new BA stewardess uniform

So it comes as little surprise that the woman chosen as the new face of what can no longer call itself the world’s favourite airline is the owner of the most famous tail-fin of all – Kylie Minogue.

”The pop princess, famed for her perfect rear, has a six-figure deal to put bottoms on seats for the airline,” says the Sun.

Kylie’s job, adds the paper, includes wearing skimpy outfits to promote BA’s long-haul destinations and tropical beach holidays.

A spokesman for her record company confirmed: ”They have got her on board to persuade more British people to go on long-haul holidays because the industry has been struggling.

”She will launch the new brochure and her face will appear in campaigns for the airline.”

As for her bum, look out for the specially shaped tail-fins next time you take to the skies in a British Airways plane.

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Posted: 10th, June 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink