Waxing Lyrical

‘JODIE has got someway to go before she is immortalised in wax in Madame Tussaud’s.

Britney shows off her new inflatable boobs

Even Jordan hasn’t yet secured a place in London’s famous museum, although that is apparently mainly due to a shortage of wax to recreate her famous FF breasts.

But when, as she surely will, Jodie does earn her place among the great icons of our age, she won’t feel out of place.

Because the Sun has a story this morning that museum bosses are to give Britney Spears’ waxwork a complete transformation – as ”a raunchy pole dancer with boobs that THROB”.

”Millions will see the blonde beauty in her sexiest pose ever – with her back arched and her chest puffed out,” it says.

”And for good measure, she is being given heaving bosoms which inflate.”

A museum insider promised that Britney would be ”our raunchiest model to date”.

”She is hanging upside-down in the pose and, when the waxwork is unveiled, it will give our male visitors one hell of a treat,” he said.

But there is a serious purpose behind the new waxwork – education.

A museum spokeswoman explained: ”We will have a couple of real pole dancers on call to offer tips to the public.”

And who better than that recent graduate of the college of how to get famous without talent, Jodie Marsh?

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Posted: 12th, June 2003 | In: Tabloids Comment | TrackBack | Permalink